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Hello my name is Jonathan. I've spent my entire life looking and waiting for people. I've spent my entire life hoping someone would hold me up. Though that's not the case anymore.
Hello my name is Jonathan and I'm struggling to hold myself up.

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adamsbabble:

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha please help us

wodkat:


oops


i thought this said espurr

wodkat:

oops

i thought this said espurr

(Source: highonvodka)

tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

akane-owari:

flyawaymax:

she converses

did u just

akane-owari:

flyawaymax:

she converses

did u just

(Source: pamyuse)

mzminola:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

Possibly also some bisexual/biromantic friends/neighbors whose introductory line every episode is “by the way,” followed by a random factoid, or the set-up for that episode’s shenanigans.

voyagehour:

i’ve been feeling rly sluggish and a little down, so just to motivate myself and remind myself 

pepperbear:

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

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I WILL NEVER BE SAD AGAIN

dredsina:

I decided to make a style from every decade of the modern era (1920s-2000s) using these basic ideas:

  • Formal white shirt
  • Black skirt
  • Pantyhose (except the 70s one doesn’t have pantyhose)
  • Black shoes

Fun and challenging! It’s a little inaccurate, but EH. This was an exercise, not a published essay thingy.

elluvias:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT